How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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