I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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