belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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