i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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