did you get engaged???
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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