I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
is it fun? or sober?
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