I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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