Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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