Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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