You're completely useless in the revolution.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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