Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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