so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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