i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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