I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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