well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
They took my balls.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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