My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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