i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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