I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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