can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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