apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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