OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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