You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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