gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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