READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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