im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm jealous of your bromance
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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