What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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