I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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