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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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