it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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