Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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