Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
