I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
