last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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