A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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