you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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