Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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