I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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