BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It was a blind-side dick pic.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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