You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I need to align my fucking chakras
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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