i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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