glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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