yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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