just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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