ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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