my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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