Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
