I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she told me i tasted like america
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
