All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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