haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
