She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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