How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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